Habitual Insanity

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insanitywithaprettyface:

Wade: Don’t wake up.

Peter:…..why not?

Wade: If you wake up I have to get out of bed and leave before your dad comes to get you up for breakfast.

Peter:What time is it?

Wade:…..Time to get up?

Peter:Wade.

Wade: Well I smell breakfast-

Peter:Shit! Up, get up! 

Wade: Come on! It’s to early for this shit! What happened to morning cuddles, then blow jobs, and finally hot shower sex which leads back to hot morning sex on the bed?

Peter: Go get dressed. You can shower then sneak out.

Wade: But-

Peter:Go! 

Wade: Fine.

Peter: *sighs* Love you!

Wade: *muffled from behind the bathroom door* Love you too!

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darkkisuna:

SPIDEYPOOL FTW by ~DeadChemicalRomance

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deadspiderink:

… well it’s what everyone wanted. 

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argendriel:

~He loves his Yellow Boxes~

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wolfandstars:

Click for full version! 

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tenkko:

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tenkko:

I almost forgot to finish this here u go

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xrawrchelle:

((For Sammy who said she wanted butterfinger sex with lots of peanut butter and chocolate. look at my life. look at my choices.))

Peter feels sticky everywhere—from his lips down to his thighs. His flesh is covered with tan splotches and dark chocolate trails that Wade traces with the flat of his tongue. Wade licks at the peanut butter over one of his nipples, scraping it off with his teeth and Peter gasps at the sensation.

“I still like chocolate better,” Wade muses, switching to the other nipple that’s lathered in chocolate syrup. The syrup comes off easier than the peanut butter, but Wade pays extra attention to the nub as if to be sure that he’s licked it entirely clean of chocolate.

“Mm, peanut butter is better,” Peter argues through a moan, “It’s like denying your childhood and all the peanutbutter sandwiches that made lunchtime worth it.”

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