Habitual Insanity

viridianshadow:

gaywalrus:

thedetectiveconsultant:

He wouldn’t stop poking me. He seemed very confused. -SH

HELLO I AM A TUMBLR USER AND I UNDERSTAND THE JOKE THAT IS BEING MADE HERE

OH MY GOD CANNOT BREATHE

BEST JOKE EVAR

(via naatefick)

foreverweird423:

starkiness:

avengemychaos:

starksexual:

iwantcupcakes:

julianstark:

kalelle:

starkinglyhandsome:

omg TONY look at how short and miffed you are

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

omg he’s so tiny he looks shopped

LOL.

At the same, while I don’t argue that RDJ is the tiniest little boy in the world, there is this thing called perspective that works against him here.

plus, if we take it IC
we’re comparing Tony to a norse god and a serum enhanced soldier

so yeah. 

He is still short.

HAHAHAHAHAHA IM TEARING UP. ILY ROBERT.

The playing field is evened a bit more if you look at their shoes. However, Hiddleston will always just be tall xD

(Source: ivebeensherlokied, via kiwinana)

hhj1509:

Don’t look at me, steve.

^~^

marinacorn:

stony

and the quote is so true

now we just need them to dance

nah they’d be all cute like this

(Source: donechesters)

prometheuswithout:

So I went to see The Avengers this afternoon and afterward my dad was chatting with some of his friends who were about to see it and I overheard him say, completely apropos of nothing, “Captain America and Tony Stark fall in love. That’s the story.” 

YES, dad. Precisely. 

R.I.P Steve

(Source: tiddleston)