Habitual Insanity

poshprogrammer:

• Someone says, “I was just pulling your leg,” and you retort with “DAMN MY LEG!!!”
• You find yourself trying to “deduce” things about the people around you
• “THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE DO!” is a suitable answer for most questions.
• You have set someone, or everyone’s text tone to Irene’s moan
• You take your coffee “black, two sugars”
• It’s God-tiss, not Gatiss, and MOFFAT!!! not Moffat.
• Cab drivers perpetually give you the creeps
• When worst comes to worst in an argument, “F*CK YOU I WON A BAFTA!!!”
• Your ringtone is “Stayin’ Alive” 
• You’re always out of milk and jam
• If you’re into that sort of thing, you always “start with the riding crop”
• You’re considering naming one of your future children “Hamish”
• Rihanna’s song, “Umbrella” makes you think of Mycroft
• You gauge the difficulty of work you’re doing by how many nicotine patches it hypothetically would take to finish (ex. “This is a 2-patch programming assignment.”)
• All of your purple shirts have been dubbed “purple shirts of sex”
• You say “laterz” more often then just “bye”
• Since 2010, you’ve have a steady increase in the amount of jumpers you own
• Whenever there’s a problem in England, you know it’s because Mrs. Hudson left Baker Street
• You have a goal of stealing an ashtray from Buckingham Palace
• “SHER” is the password for your phone
• You duck and cover if someone mentions the “Vatican Cameos”
• Anything and everything you dislike is “not your division”
• You plan on seeing The Hobbit simply because Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch are in it
• (last, but certainly not least) you believe in Sherlock Holmes.  Richard Brook was a fraud, Moriarty was real.  You are one of Watson’s Warriors.

I think I have done almost every single one of the things, including but not limited to, determining the difficulty of something in nicotine patches. XD

(Source: posh-programming)