| Steven: | Because what Mark Gatiss likes to do with dogs is accuse them of murder! And then blow them up. |
| Interviewer: | I like the scene in the Buckingham palace; I like seeing the rear-end of Sherlock. |
| Benedict: | Tea with Martin Crieff? Oh god no! He'd spill tea on himself and I'd have to clean it up for him, and then he'd walk into a door and I'd have to phone an ambulance for him... |
| Benedict: | It would be nice to do a film of Sherlock, wouldn't it? |
| Steven: | I'm not entirely sure I know the back-story for Mark Gatiss! |
| Benedict: | (about deducing people in real life) Have you been traveling with a cat recently? [...] That would be quite fun; running around town, finding out shit about everyone... |
| Steven: | (on strange reactions from fans) We're getting on a mini-bus and people were shouting; "Karen, I love you! Matt, marry me! Moffat, could you put your head down?!" |